I Consider Myself A Court Jester -

When I Was Growing Up, I Did Not Exercise At All. I Was Raised In The French Quarter In New Orleans. If I Saw Someone Running, I Would Call The Police Because I Thought They Stole Something On Royal Street.

Puberty For Me Was Graduating From Thousand Island Salad Dressing To Caesar Salads. It Was Like Going From Hot Dogs And Hamburgers To Beef Stroganoff, Or From Ice Cream In A Cone To Creme Brulee.

Yeah, But I Do Call Them Back And Follow Up. Most People Talk At Overweight People, I Talk With Them.

Being Successful Is Something That's Sometimes Hard To Deal With.

I Think At The Age Of 50, Everyone Should Write Their Own Autobiography.