I Can't Stay Mad At Pope Frank.

Thanks [donald] Trump For Exposing Evangelicals As 'shameless Hypocrites'.

Republicans Are Always Saying We Should Privatize Things Like Schools, Prisons, Social Security - Hey, How About We Privatize Privacy! Because If The Government Forbids Gay Men From Tying The Knot, What Is Their Alternative? They Can`t All Marry Liza Minnelli.

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot Head, But A Pessimist.

If You Think You Have It Tough, Read History Books.

Osama Bin Laden Put Out A New Video. The Timing Of This Video Has Some People Upset, Three Days Before We Vote. It Looks Like He's Trying To Influence The Election. And I'll Tell You, It's Not Going To Work. Americans Know Osama Bin Laden Does Not Pick Our President. The Supreme Court Does.