I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques To Match Products And Buyers In A Way That Mximizes Profits. For Example, They Give Away Keychains.

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.