I Can't Go Underground For A Year,

Every Time I Go Past A Cinema And See A Queue Out The Door, I Think, Look At Those Fools, Every Penny They Spend Is Turned Into Profits That Are Used To Pass Laws Imprisoning Their Own Children. Can't They See?

Open Platforms And Experimental Amateurs Eventually Beat Out The Spendy, Slick Pros. Relying On Incumbents To Produce Your Revolutions Is Not A Good Strategy. They're Apt To Take All The Stuff That Makes Their Products Great And Try To Use Technology To Charge You Extra For It, Or Prohibit It Altogether.

I Fireballed Him As He Was Seeking Out Treasure After We Wiped Out A Band Of Orcs, Playing Rock-paper-scissors With Each Orc To Determine Who Would Prevail In Combat. This Is A Lot More Exciting Than It Sounds. It's Quite Civilized, And A Little Weird. You Go Running After Someone Through The Woods, Catch Up With Him, Bare Your Teeth, And Sit Down To Play A Little Roshambo.

The Future's A Weirder Place Than We Thought It Would Be When We Were Little Kids.

Technology Giveth And Technology Taketh Away.