I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

Looking At Cleavage Is Like Looking At The Sun. You Don't Stare At It, It's Too Risky. You Get A Sense Of It And Then You Look Away.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.