I Cannot Say And No Man Could

I'm Gonna Hunker Down Like A Jack Rabbit In A Dust Storm

Never Make A Speech At A Country Dance Or A Football Game.

Better To Have Him Inside The Tent Pissing Out, Than Outside The Tent Pissing In.

There Is Nothing That Exasperates People More Than A Display Of Superior Ability Or Brilliance In Conversation. They Seem Pleased At The Time, But Their Envy Makes Them Curse The Conversationalist In Their Heart.

Books And Ideas Are The Most Effective Weapons Against Intolerance And Ignorance.