I Can Understand Why Those Primitive Desert

Tension Translates To Your Guests. They'll Have A Much Better Time Having Chili And Baked Potatoes Than They Would If You Did Roast Duck With A Wild Cherry Sauce And Then Had To Lie Down And Cry For A While.

Sometimes...we Don't Want To Feel Like A Postmodern, Postfeminist, Overstretched Woman But, Rather, A Domestic Goddess, Trailing Nutmeggy Fumes Of Baking Pie In Our Languorous Wake.

Emotion Is Messy, Contradictory... And True.

You Could Probably Get Through Life Without Knowing How To Roast A Chicken, But The Question Is, Would You Want To?

Gordon Ramsay Makes Me Laugh Because He Knows That I'm Not A Chef.