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Cartooning Really Is Just Designing.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

I Don't Believe In School Prayer. I Think It's Total Nonsense...who Is The Teacher There That Is Going To Have Them Pray? And Is The Teacher Going To Be Catholic Or Mormon Or Episcopalian Or What? It Just Causes All Sorts Of Problems. And What Are The Kids Praying About Anyway? Does It Really Matter, Does Praying In School...what Are You Doing It For? The Whole Thing Just Opens Up All Sorts Of Elements Of Discussion. I Think It's Crazy.

All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn't A Dog.