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The Way I See It, Life Is A Jelly Doughnut. You Don't Really Know What It's About Until You Bite Into It. And Then, Just When You Decided It's Good, You Drop A Big Glob Of Jelly On Your Best T-shirt.

I Make Lots Of Mistakes. I Try Hard Not To Make The Same Mistake More Than Three Or Four Times.

He Rooted For The Mets, He Wore Foot Of The Loom Underwear, And He Drove A Buick. His Loyalties Were Carved In Stone And He Wasn't About To Be Impressed With Some Upstart Of A Toaster Salesman Who Drove A Bonneville.

If I Gave You A Pity Position It Wouldn't Be In My Office.

The Dancers Finished Thier Set, And One Immediately Strolled Over To Our Table And Straddled Ranger. Want A Private Party?" She Asked. Not Tonight," Ranger Said. He Handed Her A Twenty, And She Left. What About The Cat-feeding Theory?" I Asked Him. Out The Window.