I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

There Are A Lot Of Drivers Who Can Carry A Car. It Doesn't Happen Very Often Very Successfully. I Think It Takes A Certain Amount Of Sensible Bravery. It's No Good To Be Brave And Just Keep Crashing.

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.

Where The Hell Are The Singing Cats?

I Was Terrorized By The Emotional Requirements Of Being An Actor. Acting Is Like Letting Your Pants Down; You're Exposed.

Now Then, If We Were To Go The Lowest Road And Plaster My Face On The Bottle Of Oil And Vinegar Dressing Just To Line Our Pockets, It Would Sink. But To Go The Low Road To Get To The High Road- Shameless Exploitation For Charity, For The Common Good- Now That's An Idea Worth The Hustle, A Reciprocal Trade Agreement.