I Came Out Wanting To Be An

Anyone Who Tells You Fatherhood Is The Greatest Thing That Can Happen To You, They Are Understating It.

At Every Point I Wished That I Was Born English. They Need To Make It Colder In Here. You Could Hang Meat In This Room. But, Yeah...i Grew Up In A Very English Household. My Folks Were From Liverpool. I've Said This Before, But There Is Nothing More English Than An Englishman That No Longer Lives In England.

I Think When I Have Kids And Grandchildren I Will Be Very Proud To Have Them Watch This Movie.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.