I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

Don't Expect Me To Die For You.

We Were The Chosen Rejects. We Chose Not To Be Apart Of The Popular Crowd. I Mean, I Can Rember A Lot Of Times The More Popular People, The 'jock Type' Of People Who Were Into Sports, And Staying Clean, And Brushing There Teeth All The Time, They Always Asked Me If I Wanted To Join Their Little Club, And I Decided Not To, You Know, I Would Rather Hang Out With The People Who Didn't Get Picked For The Baseball Team, You Know, Who Smoke Cigarettes And Listen To Rock 'n' Roll Music.

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.