I Blame Walt Disney; Well He Has

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

People Have Called Me Fake, But Personally, I Don't Think I'm Fake Because I'm So Insincere.

You Always See Black People Complaining About This And That, But You Never See Me Complaining About How Slow They Work On My Plantation.

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

Retarded Kids Are The Best. When They Ask For An Autograph I Just Fake Sign A Picture And Tell Them That It's In Invisible Ink And It Will Show Up Later. They Totally Buy It. It Saves Me A Fortune In Markers.