I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage,

Why Get Killed When You Can Run ... Your Ego Will Heal Much Faster Than A Broken Jaw.

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

Movies Are Movies, And I Don't Think Any Of Them Are Going To Hurt The Moral Fiber Of America And All That Nonsense.