I Believe In Preaching To The Converted;

One Elephant Having A Trunk Was Odd; But All Elephants Having Trunks Looked Like A Plot.

Adventure Is The Champagne Of Life.

Science In The Modern World Has Many Uses; Its Chief Use, However, Is To Provide Long Words To Cover The Errors Of The Rich.

When We Were Children We Were Grateful To Those Who Filled Our Stockings At Christmas Time. Why Are We Not Grateful To God For Filling Our Stockings With Legs?

It Is Hard To Make Government Representative When It Is Also Remote.