I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.