I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry

When I Was Young, My Father Had A Serious Heart Attack. He Survived, But We Lost Our House And Car. Under The Canadian Medicare System, Though, We Would Have Kept The House And Car And Would Have Just Had To Pay The Inheritance Tax.

I Pray A Simple Prayer Every Morning. It's An Ecumenical Prayer. Whether You're Catholic Or Jewish Or Muslim Or Hindu, I Think It Speaks To The Heart Of Every Faith. It Goes “lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.”

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.