I Applaud The Effort It Takes To

I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy To Write A Good Pop Song. It May Be Easier To Put Out A Fake Jazz Album, As Sting Does From Time To Time.

When You Talk Like An Asshole And Look Like An Asshole, You're An Asshole

I Got Into Music By Happenchance And Luck And Wearing A T-shirt With "i Hate Pink Floyd" On It. The Irony Has Never Failed To Amuse Me Ever Since Because I Didn't Hate Pink Floyd At All! And Yet You Have An Entire Range Of People Out There Believing That The Best Thing You Can Do In Life Is To Hate Pink Floyd. Come On, It's Because It's The World I Live In!

There's Many, Many Ways To Write A Song. But Generally, Sitting Down At A Table And Writing Is Not One Of Them.

I Love Consumerism, Tv Culture, Shopping Malls. There's Nothing I'd Ever Buy, But I Like Being There. It's Wacky.