I Am 39 Years Old, And I

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

I Really Think Everything Is Fair Game.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.