I Am Sick And Tired Of Publicity.

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.

Public Service Is My Motto.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

We Been On The Road For 18 Hours... I Need A Bath, Some Chow... And Then You And Me Sit Down, And We Talk About Who Dies,eh?