I Am Really Glad To Be Working

I Used To Buy Good Shoes, Now I Buy Good Bags. They Make Me Feel More Confident.

I Empathize With Women In Their High Heels So I'll Be There In My Kilt And T-shirt And I'll Walk Around All Day Just To Prove That If I Can Wear The Shoes For 36 Hours Then Certainly Our Customer Can Wear Them.

Art Critics Are Like Every Other Critic.

I Said, 'okay, It's The Year 2000, I'm Getting A Computer And A Palm Pilot.' I Know How To Check My E-mail, And I've Listed Some Phone Numbers On It. Half The Time The Battery Has Gone Out So I Can't Use It.

I Always Find Beauty In Things That Are Odd And Imperfect - They Are Much More Interesting.