I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled

I Was 23, And He Was 86. I Saw A Very Sick Man. I Just Wanted To Just Talk With Him. There Was No Physical Attraction At All. He Was Very Much Attracted To Me.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.

Men Don't Even Ask Me Out. I Can't Remember The Last Time I Was Asked Out On A Date, And I'm Talking Years Here. I Spend My Life More And More Alone.

I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled And I Am So Glad Mr. Hefner Chose Me.