I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking

Surveys Show That The #1 Fear Of Americans Is Public Speaking. #2 Is Death. That Means That At A Funeral, The Average American Would Rather Be In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

Taking In A Baseball Game On Tv Is Also A Big Treat.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.

I'll Tell You What I Like About Chinese People: They're Hanging In There With The Chop Sticks, Aren't They? You Know They've Seen The Fork. They're Staying With The Sticks.