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In Politics Women Type The Letters, Lick The Stamps, Distribute The Pamphlets And Get Out The Vote. Men Get Elected.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

Know What Freud Wrote In His Diary When He Was 77? "what Do Women Want? My God, What Do They Want?" Fifty Years This Giant Brain Spends Analyzing Women. And He Still Can't Find Out What They Want. So This Makes Him The World's Greatest Expert On Female Psychology?

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

I Was Wondering Today What The Religion Of The Country Is - And All I Could Come Up With Is Sex.