I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.