I Am A Total Me, Me, Me

I Don't Believe In Religion. I Believe The Example Of Christ. I Believe In The Example Of A Perfect Human Being That If You Can Live For Other People Away From Yourself You Will Be Happy. If You Live For Yourself You Will Be Unhappy And Then You Will Not Be Able To Sleep Or Do Anything Else... Finally. I Think Insofar, And I Really Believe This, Insofar As People Do Live With The Other Fellow [god] In Mind, They Have To Be Happy You Know? Because It Raises You Up.

My Greatest Strength Is Common Sense. I'm Really A Standard Brand - Like Campbell's Tomato Soup Or Baker's Chocolate.

To Live Creatively Free, Do What You Know How To Do Now, Then 'act As If' You Know How To Do The Rest.

Plain Women Know More About Men Than Beautiful Ones Do. But Beautiful Women Don't Need To Know About Men. It's The Men Who Have To Know About Beautiful Women.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.