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One Should Always Be Wary Of Anyone Who Promises That Their Love Will Last Longer Than A Weekend.

To Love Another Person You Have To Undertake Some Fragment Of Their Destiny.

When I Was Young, I Wanted To Find The Great Dark Man. When I Said That I Realise Now That People Thought That By 'dark' I Meant Black, And That By 'great' I Meant Big. Whereas I Only Meant A Strong, Mysterious Person; Someone Who Would 'take Me Away From All This.'

If I Were God - And I Never Understand Why I'm Not - I Should Say, "shop Around, I Don't Think You'll Find A Better Bargain Than Here."

What Would You Be Like If You Were The Only Person In The World? If You Want To Be Truly Happy You Must Be That Person.