I Am A Man Of My Word…

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

But Long Story Short, I Didn't Start Doing Stand-up Because I Wanted To Have A Tv Show Or Be An Actor Or Even Wanted To Write Sketch Comedy. I Got Into Stand-up Because I Love Stand-up.

I Want To Get The Joke To Work Without Having To Put Any Words Or To Say Anything. I Just Want The Person To Look At It, And Quietly In Their Brain, They Can Just Put It Together And Say, "cool, That One Works".

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.