I Am A Daylight Atheist.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.