I Always Wanted To Be A Fireman,

I Got My First Job As A Card-carrying Actor In New York In 1967. Before That, I Was A Very Desperate Wannabe.

Even Through My Good-looking Youth, I Wasn't Called On For Any Romantic Parts, Which Is Okay. What I Was Called On To Do, I Enjoyed Doing. The Funny Thing About Life Is That If You Live Long Enough, I Think, You'll Get Every Wish You Ever Had. It'll All Come True.

Rob [reiner] Is A Teddy Bear. He's Hell Delicious. He's A Really Good Director. He's A Great Soul. In The Movie Business, I Would Call Him A Movie Mom. The Only Person I Hold In Equal Esteem Is Clint Eastwood. Now I Have Worked With A Lot Of Terrific Directors, And I Don't Mean To Be Putting Any Of Them Below Their Own Station, But These Two, I Relish Working With Them.

It's Sort Of Well-known That Anytime Any Catastrophe Happens Anywhere In The World, They Can Count On The United States For Help.

So If I Believe In God, And I Do, It's Because I Think I'm God.