I Always Want To Read The Script

For My Birthday, Buy Me A Politician!

Twerking Has To End. Not For The Ones That Look Good Doing It, But For All The Ones That You Feel, 'you Don't Have Enough To Twerk Back There. Your Twerkin' Look Like Jerkin.'

Some Comedians You Work With, They Only Turn On When The Camera Turn On, And They're Like Sad-faced Clowns When The Camera's Off. And Then, They Come Alive When The Camera Come On. And You Be Like, "oh, Damn. You're Not A Depressed Ball Of Depression, But You Are Actually Funny."

I Wish The World Would Become What God Wanted It To Be In The First Place, Before We Tampered With It.

I'm Always Happy. I've Just Got A Mean Face.