I Always Thought I Was Going To

What Good Is Democracy If You Can't Get What You Want?

The Economy Is In Trouble, Schools Are In Trouble, And People Have Been Leaving The City In Droves For A Long, Long Time.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?