I Always Tend To Favor The Newer

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

Everybody Knows That Everybody Dies. But Not Every Day. Not Today. Some Days Are Special. Some Days Are So, So Blessed. Some Days, Nobody Dies At All. Now And Then, Every Once In A Very Long While, Every Day In A Million Days, When The Wind Stands Fair And The Doctor Comes To Call, Everybody Lives.

Like Most Writers, I Write About What Has Happened To Me As That Involves The Minimum Amount Of Research.

Keep This Straight In Your Head: We Are Not Fighting An Alien Invasion - We're Leading A Revolution. And Today The Battle Begins.

If You Take Most Men Aside When Their Wives Are Pregnant, Most Men Are Pretty Frightened And Worried And Faintly Disgusted By The Whole Experience.