I Always Tell People I Want To

Sometimes, God Gives You Physical Talent And Takes Away The Brain.

Really, If I'm Gonna Eat A Meat, I'd Rather Eat Venison Than Anything And I Do Like It A Little On The Rare Side. That's Probably My Favorite Meat And I've Had Some Awfully Good Venison In Some Of The Great Restaurants.

I Don't Pick On Anybody Who Has A Number Above 30.

What's The Difference Between A Three-week-old Puppy And A Sportswriter? In Six Weeks, The Puppy Stops Whining.

One Of My Favorite Things Is Mayonnaise And I Have To Tell You That. I Love Mayonnaise, But I Don't Eat It Any More. If I Do I Put Light Mayonnaise On It, Which I Know Is Still Not Good But It's A Lot Better Than The Other One And I Don't Eat It That Much.