I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.