I Always Run In The Morning On

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.

Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't You Say So? There's A Support Group For That. It's Called Everybody, And They Meet At The Bar.