I Always Look Skint. When I Buy

I Don't Like The Beach. I Think We Have No Business At The Beach At All, As A Species. We Don't Belong In The Sea. The Sea Is Full Of Things That Bite Us, Sting Us, Hurt The Soles Of Our Feet, And It's Extremely Cold. When Are We Gonna Take The Hint That The Things That Live In The Sea Don't Like Us?

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

It Seems To Me That Islam And Christianity And Judaism All Have The Same God, And He's Telling Them All Different Things.