I Always Liked The Story Of Noah's

You Always See Black People Complaining About This And That, But You Never See Me Complaining About How Slow They Work On My Plantation.

At First, I Didn't Really Care If Global Warming Existed. But Then I Realized It Means That Less Bums Would Freeze To Death In The Winter

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

Yeah, I Saw The Guy Running Out Of The Building Carrying A Rifle, I Just Didn't Say Anything To The Cops Because I Was So Happy That I Wasn't The One Who Got Shot.

Actually When I Gave Out The Script, I Gave It With A Cd Of All The Music I Wanted To Put In The Movie, And Again, We Never Thought We'd Get All That Music.