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To Me, The Most Enjoyable Part Is The Practice And Preparation

I Don't Intend To Retire.

During My 40-year Coaching Career At West Point, Indiana And Texas Tech, My Teams Reached The Final Four On Five Occasions, Winning The National Championship Three Times.

You Remember When You Were A Kid Growing Up, And Believed In Santa Claus? There's Not Much Difference Between Santa Claus And Me Today, You Know. We're Two Overweight Lovable Guys That Kids Really Enjoy.

I Tell You What Really Fries My Ass. When Somebody Gets On Me For The Way I Look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I May Be Overweight. But I'm Sure Not Fat. And I Guarantee You, I'm A Better Athlete Than Any F***g Body Writing. To This Day, They Don't Want To Play Tennis With Me. The Don't Want To Play Me In Golf. They Don't Want To F***g Run With Me