I Always Carry A Pistol When I

I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go A Little Crazy At Times.

A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That Her Mouth Is Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

Horror Is The Removal Of Masks.