I Also Try To Think Of Ways

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.

Occasionally I'll Watch Fox News For As Long As I Can Tolerate It, Or Cnn. I'll Watch Until I Get Infuriated, But You Got To Know What They're Talking About And What They're Not Talking About.

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.