I Achieved Perfection, My Type Of Perfection

My Own Son Feels I'm Uncool But My Grandson Loves Me. Being Cool Or Uncool Is A Generational Thing. But As A Personal Thing, I Really Love Everybody In Sight.

I Didn't Like Army Life. I Didn't Like Taking Orders. I Didn't Like Discipline. I Didn't Like Being Yelled At. You'd Get 10 Years For Punching A Sergeant So I Couldn't Punch A Sergeant.

There Was One Time They Knocked Me Out And Laid Me In Front Of My Mother's Door. And In Order For My Mother Not To Be Shocked They Readjusted My Clothes And They Saw That Nothing Was Rumpled And I Looked Very Comfortable Next To The Apartment Door, So When My Mother Would Open The Door It Wouldn't Be That Much Of A Shock.

Some Of My Friends Became Gangsters. You Became A Gangster Depending Upon How Fast You Wanted A Suit. Gangsters Weren't The Stereotypes You See In The Movies. I Knew The Real Ones, And The Real Ones Were Out For Big Money.

I Always Resent Anybody Interfering With Anybody Else Trying To Do His Job. Everybody Has His Own Job To Do. If He's Good, He'll Do Well, But If He's Mediocre, He's Not Going To Do As Well As He Should.