Humorist, N. A Plague That Would Have

Trust, N. In American Politics, A Large Corporation Composed In Greater Part Of Thrifty Working Men, Widows Of Small Means, Orphans In The Care Of Guardians And The Courts, With Many Similar Malefactors And Public Enemies.

Female, N. One Of The Opposing, Or Unfair, Sex.

Digestion, N. The Conversion Of Victuals Into Virtues. When The Process Is Imperfect, Vices Are Evolved Instead - A Circumstance From Which That Wicked Writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, Infers That The Ladies Are The Greater Sufferers From Dyspepsia.

The Ghost Is The Outward And Visible Signs Of An Inward Fear.

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.