Humor Is Also A Way Of Saying

My Name Is Only An Anagram Of Toilets.

Every Moment Is A New And Shocking Transvaluation Of All We Have Ever Been.

Should I, After Tea And Cakes And Ices, Have The Strength To Force The Moment To Its Crisis? But Though I Have Wept And Fasted, Wept And Prayed, Though I Have Seen My Head (grown Slightly Bald) Brought In Upon A Platter, I Am No Prophet--and Here's No Great Matter; I Have Seen The Moment Of My Greatness Flicker, I Have Seen The Eternal Footman Hold My Coat, And Snicker, And In Short, I Was Afraid.

There Is No Such Thing As A Lost Cause, Because There Is No Such Thing As A Gained Cause

Here Between The Hither And The Farther Shore While Time Is Withdrawn, Consider The Future And The Past With An Equal Mind.