Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

As A General Thing, An Individual Who Is Neat In His Person Is Neat In His Morals.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.