Human Beings Cling To Their Delicious Tyrannies

Find Fault, When You Must Find Fault, In Private, If Possible; And Some Time After The Offense, Rather Than At The Time.

Oh, Don't Tell Me Of Facts, I Never Believe Facts; You Know, [george] Canning Said Nothing Was So Fallacious As Facts, Except Figures.

How Can A Bishop Marry? How Can He Flirt? The Most He Can Say Is "i Will See You In The Vestry After Service."

Thank God For Tea! What Would The World Do Without Tea! How Did It Exist? I Am Glad I Was Not Born Before Tea.

When You Rise In The Morning, Form A Resolution To Make The Day A Happy One For A Fellow Creature.