How Much Would You Want To Stand

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.