How Do You Survive Christmas? You Drink

I've Always Tried To Be Pretty Healthy, Eating Well And Exercising Regularly. I Definitely Give Myself Treats.

I'm Going To Have Cute Boobs 'til I'm 90, So There's That. I'll Have The Best Boobs In The Nursing Home. I'll Be The Envy Of All The Ladies Around The Bridge Table.

But Men And Women, Getting Along, It's A Joke. We Have Completely Different Brains, It's A Completely Different Thing.

The Holidays Are Also A Time When People Freak Out About Their Finances. If You Don't Want To Spend The Money, Why Not Try Some Of The Other Options Instead Of Killing A Bunch Of Animals?

If You're Too In Your Head And You're Not In The Moment, Life Passes You By.