Hope Is The Feeling We Have That

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

No One Ever Loved Anyone The Way That Person Wanted To Be Loved.

No Good Neurotic Finds It Difficult To Be Both Opinionated And Indecisive.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.

Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than At Home; So Do French-fried Potatoes; So Do Your Children.