Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate,

I'm Glad That As A 33-year-old Working Mother, I Can Still Choose To Wear A Hello Kitty T-shirt Or Stay Up Late Scrolling Through The Twitter Feed Of My Junior-high Crush.

For Me, Stripping Was An Unusual Kind Of Escape. I Had Nothing To Escape But Privilege, But I Claimed Asylum Anyway. At Twenty-four, It Was My Last Chance To Reject Something And Become Nothing. I Wanted To Terrify Myself. Mission Accomplished.

I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be Such A Commodity Among Adults. And Now It Is.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love Karaoke.